Oh, this is good: Better Book titles.

Also: The Literary Review's latest issue ("How To Read Music") is available to read online. For free! Somewhere in there's a story of mine called "Rooey." I dig the e-reader they use, Issuu.

And: Ms. Yamada's Toaster is a bridesmaid once again. That's four ill-fitting dresses in her closet. I hope she finds a groom before the number reaches 27.